What a student gave to one of my teachers
I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop
Fuck you and your fucking coffee
my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’
me every morning
LOOK ITS APPLE PIE JUICE
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS SHIT
SOMEONE GOT A BOTTLE OF IT AND WAS PASSING IT AROUND HALL
IT IS LITERALLY LIKE LIQUID PIE
YOU STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND IT IS LIQUID PIE
THE OLD ORCHARD PEOPLE HAVE DISCOVERED SOME ANCIENT SOURCE OF ARCANE MAGIC OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IT IS LIQUID PIE IN YOUR MOUTH
WE MADE AN EMERGENCY WALMART RUN BECAUSE OF THE FUCKERY THESE JUICE PEOPLE HAVE WROUGHT
Going on my list right fucking now.
Filmmaker Rob Spence lost his eye in 2008 and has now replaced where his eye was with a camera.
Sad for the ants, but stellar for the outcome.
this.. is fUCKING AWESOME
do you even know how important chicken is to me