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"They've promised that dreams can come true. But forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too." -Oscar Wilde
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folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

12 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 393,404 notes
riningear:

reasons why women get breast reductions: 
backaches. no seriously, backaches. boobs are a constant 2-5lb on your chest.
breast cancer 
decreasing chances of breast cancer 
putting up with men 
themselves 
because they fuckin feel like it 

riningear:

reasons why women get breast reductions: 

  • backaches. no seriously, backaches. boobs are a constant 2-5lb on your chest.
  • breast cancer 
  • decreasing chances of breast cancer 
  • putting up with men 
  • themselves 
  • because they fuckin feel like it 
16 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 98,338 notes
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Song: Pompeii (Gender Pitched)
Artist: Bastille
Played: 365,503 times.

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

EDIT: [DOWNLOAD LINK] BY SOME LIGHT DEMAND

16 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 56,645 notes

etceteraface:

thewaywardqueen:

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it

please publish that story

16 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 265,435 notes

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

2 days ago on April 21st | J | 290,824 notes
vitamindave:

khealywu:

Assorted cheese hell………yes

are we not going to talk about the poem below that

vitamindave:

khealywu:

Assorted cheese hell………yes

are we not going to talk about the poem below that

2 days ago on April 21st | J | 265,376 notes
2 days ago on April 21st | J | 95,128 notes

bertholdtbraun:

bertholdtbraun:

There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees

Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies

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I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute

2 days ago on April 21st | J | 41,319 notes

lmaoalien:

slow wifi needs to stop

2 days ago on April 21st | J | 5,432 notes

I get so sad to where it hurts me physically and my muscles cramp up and it literally hurts to breathe

4 days ago on April 20th | J | 0 notes

All I’m good for is constantly upsetting you. I never know when to shut my mouth. I never know when to stop being selfish.

4 days ago on April 20th | J | 0 notes
4 days ago on April 19th | J | 261,543 notes

tony-and-loki:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

craftastrophies:

edgebug:

Iron Man (2008): Deleted Scenes

Tony Comes Home

christ.

can you imagine though, jarvis all alone in tony’s malibu house? jarvis who of course doesn’t have any physical form at all, jarvis who at this point occupies just the house and tony’s phone—jarvis, who is dependent on tony for everything, who lives essentially in tony’s pocket, suddenly being completely alone for the first time in his silicon life.

and every ten minutes on the dot for days and days and days he accesses the latest news reports, re-calculating and re-calculating tony’s chances at survival, endlessly running the numbers. and nobody told him to do that. tony’s house was empty and dark and nobody told jarvis to keep an eye on the news but he did. jarvis could have just spun down his hard drives and gone into hibernate mode, but he didn’t.

no, he watched the news. he stood vigil. he waited and he hoped that his calculations were wrong. that one day he would be able to say welcome home, sir once more.

Emotional state: upset about robots.

Well yea, kids get upset when their parent isn’t around.

I HAVE SO MANY JARVIS FEELS RIGHT NOW

did you just get me upset over automated intelligence?

4 days ago on April 19th | J | 68,066 notes
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intensional:

r-re:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Do it for the vine.

I ain’t gone do it

my favorite video on tumblr
4 days ago on April 19th | J | 84,280 notes
The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.
Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First (via larmoyante)
4 days ago on April 19th | J | 178,272 notes